Dr. Luke

I have a ton to catch up on, but this moment needed its own little post. Today we were at the Please Touch Museum with Christine and Ronan. One of the areas is a play hospital, complete with fake babies, Dr's coats, stethoscopes and the like. Julia, exhibiting a complete and utter lack of maternal instinct, picked up one baby, threw it on the floor, and delicately stepped over it.

Luke also went straight for a baby. He picked it up tenderly, by palming its head like a basketball. He promptly took off the babies clothes, and yelled, Mama! Baby Naked!". He then inspected the baby thoroughly, as a good Dr might. He turned the baby over, and declared with utter delight, "Mama! Baby Pooping!".

Dr Luke may need to brush up on some anatomy courses.

And anyway, since when did they start making baby dolls with penises? Has anyone ever encountered a plastic baby doll with baby boy goods?

I'm sitting here laughing out loud just writing about it. Poop Penis baby.